Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the decaffeinated.
Oh, so you think coffee is your drink? But you merely adopted the dark roast. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see other drinks until I was already a man, by then to me it was only decaffeination. Coffee betrays you because they belong to me.
You don't fear decaf ... you welcome it. Your libation must be more severe.
You have my permission to drink.
Vince Mancini over at Uproxx spotted Bane the Barista at a Starbucks dishing out libations to unsuspecting citizens of San Francisco. If you think that Starbucks butcher the spelling of your name on your cup of coffee, wait till this guy calls it out.
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