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How to Steal Pizza

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Dave Hax explains in detail how to get more of the pizza than you should, or more than you are entitled to. This works much better if you are the one bringing it home, or pulling it out of the oven. The only thing the other pizza-eaters can say is, “I thought I told you to order a large.” Then you assure them that you will -next time. -Thanks, Dave!

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This might *almost* be useful! How many places sell a medium for almost the same price as a large? If you could buy an UNSLICED large pizza, you could use this trick to cut it down to a medium for someone who wants it, and then have some left over for yourself.
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