Tweets from a Star Wars N00b

Twitter use Burr Shot First spent Christmas Day watching the original Star Wars trilogy for the first time. Her excuse for never having done so before was that she watched The Phantom Menace first, and couldn’t even get through it. Fair enough. So she got the DVDs from her mom and Tweeted her reactions through all three movies. It was a hoot, but hard to show someone on Twitter UNTIL she got those Tweets collected in three links on Storify. Now I can recommend that you read them all. Here are a very few highlights.

Episode IV: Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals

Space voldemort = mufasa, I can hear it and IMDB verified it and I am thus CERTAIN he is the hero. #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015

Luke's Aunt &Uncle die horribly, he's like w/e. Princess Leia scheduled for execution &he's like BUT SHE'S HOT WE GOTTA HELP #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015

Luke is pouting while Space Indiana Jones is doing all the damn work #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (finally)

Ugh but you don't have to kiss a gross whiny useless Luke just to make your point, c'mon Leia, have some standards #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015

Lando Kardashian also has an amazing cape btw. BENEFITS OF THE EMPIRE #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015

Episode VI: Luke is Disappointing

"Master Yoda, you can't die! I still have so many different ways to disappoint you!" #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 27, 2015

Space Voldemort & the Hoodie Turtle having a meeting "Soon young Skywalker will be one of us" Y'all don't want that trust me #StarsWars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 27, 2015

Teddy bear with a spear is poking badass Princess Leia. "I'm not gonna hurt you" she says. Who has the spear here, lady? #starswars

— Burr Shot First (@gaileyfrey) December 27, 2015

Her Tweets are peppered with a few relevant responses from friends. Tweeted in order, it’s a hilarious read. Contains NSFW text.