Celebrity Appearances Explained

Most celebrities look like normal, albeit fabulously wealthy, human beings, but those famous faces that look a little too normal for too long start to raise some red flags.

Why aren't they aging? Are they truly the superhuman beings they pretend to be on the big screen? How do they maintain their appearance while living that Hollywood lifestyle?

This comic by Julia Lepetit of Dorkly should clear up any misconceptions you have about the ageless Keanu look, the slightly less ageless but still great lookin' for his age Patrick Stewart, and the "WTF am I lookin' at?!" Guy Fieri look.

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The Condom Truck one is from the Toronto Sun - dumbed down news for people who don't like too much analysis or critical thinking in the morning.

I point this out because I don't want people thinking that this headline was a mistake; it's fairly typical fare from the headline editors at the Toronto Sun. I don't read the Sun, but if I come across a copy in a coffee shop, I sometimes scan their headlines because they're like this!

I've often thought that they like to slip in these little word plays just so they can have fun wondering whether or not it's going to go right over their reader's heads. Another thing they like to do; have a big colour front page picture and a giant attention-grabbing front page headline that have nothing to do with each other, but are funny in juxtaposition.

It's always fun to check out the Sun boxes as I walk by and see what kind of twisted meaning they have created by mashing up unrelated words and images.