Good Idea: Star Wars Wedding. Bad Idea: Star Wars Divorce.

(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)

Oh, sure, your geeky wedding is fun and cute. But you've got to realize that when you get married, you're locking yourself into a system. Say your wedding vows in Elfish, if you like. But be aware that may have to one day compose a divorce petition in that same language and go through the court system of a species that is ageless.

By the way: Zach Weinersmith's comics have a neat hidden feature. At the bottom of a comic, you'll see a bar that looks like this:

Clicking on the red button on the right reveals a hidden comic.