H.P. Lovecraft and Dating Websites Spam

Romance is a captivating attraction that drags you into the bowels of a madness that will destroy you before you can ever understand it. And hot singles in your area want to give it to you tonight!

Dread Singles is a Twitter feed inspired by the works of the horror writer H.P. Lovecraft and dating websites spam advertisements. Sign up now to destroy your soul!

-via Nerdcore

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Just to clarify as the author of those tweets, none of the text comes from anything written by H.P. Lovecraft. They are wholly orginal with the exception of the "HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" ad spoof line

-Jordan Shiveley
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