R2-D2 Pick Up Line

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I C3 geeks more attractive than you.

In the comments, give me your best Star Wars pick up lines. I'll put them to use tonight.

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Owenever I Luke AT-AT you, I wampa Leia down on my bed, 'cos I think you're really Hutt.

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Is that a light saber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Promise I won't shoot first.

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Oh please, Tagalongs are the ones worth killing for!

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Either that or the peanut butter patties.

My mother had a solution for her roommates' food thievery in college (eons ago). She baked Ex-Lax brownies, put them in a container clearly labeled "[mom's name]'s brownies, for medical use only".

It was the last thing her roommates ever stole.

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Girl Scout Cookie rant from SNL Weekend Update:
"put them [thin mints] in the freezer next time...unless you don't like having your MIND BLOWN!"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/144704/saturday-night-live-update-john-mulaney

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To be fair though, their names are Hersha and Wanke.

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Guess Wanke went over to the dark side. That's where the cookies are. Right? Guess Wanke won't be stealing anymore peoples' cookies. uh huh

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Roommates eating your food should be punishable by murder.

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tl;dr - you could have just said "Florida" and we could have done the ridiculous crime math :P

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My thin mints bring the boys to the yard.

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