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How to Deliver a Baby


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You're a taxi driver on a sitcom. Or you've just stepped onto an elevator with a very pregnant woman.* You need to be ready because there's a baby coming and you'll have to deliver it.

Joe Bereta of Epic How To shows us how. Is he a doctor? No, he's a comedian. That's why he urges you to seek attention from a medical rather than comedic professional should you go into labor. But in the absence of someone who knows what he's doing, here are some steps that you may wish to take.

There's just one problem with this video: it's over 7 minutes long. You may not have that long to prepare.

-via Blame It on the Voices

*Remember the Dave Barry Rule: never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless she is giving birth at that particular moment.


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