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How to Drink Alone in Public

I like Katie Bee's idea. But this is just a temporary solution using materials at hand. If you have a bit more time and money, then I suggest hollowing out a realistic doll, filling it with the beverage of your choice, then slipping it into a Baby Bjorn. It's much more comfortable than a heavy car seat on one arm.

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As a kid, I used to tape a pot pipe to p/u truck dash console, run tube up my un-tucked shirt, down & out my long-sleeve arm-hole, into bottom of empty (but painted to look half full) McDonalds pop cup then up the straw. A traffic light sitting next to cop car I'd tap my cig ash out window, sip a DEEP toke of 'coke' and when I needed to exhale I'd puff ciggy 'n blow smoke. I LOVE fucking with authority...Thanks (Authoritarian) Mom&Dad !
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Most would say
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE,
but whether william himself was the one who wrote the sonnets and plays is still up to debate. some think it may have been Edward DeVere, the earl of Oxford!
I'd like
Buckyballs!
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Pretty sure that this had to be answered by 10PM, but not sure if I have to post here anyway. So...

The amazing William Shakespeare.

My prize is that I finally figured out this bonus round!! Woo hoo!
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