Flaming Hot Cheetos Marshmallow Treats

It stands to reason that, if humanity should advance, it should grasp at every possible opportunity to gain knowledge and power. It is only by ambition that humanity can rise above fleshly constraints. This is the lesson of Christopher Marlowe's Doctor Faustus:

A sound magician is a mighty god:

Here, Faustus, tire thy brains to gain a deity.

The food blogger Seeded at the Table understands, hence the need to create marshmallow treats, but without the traditional puffed rice cereal. Nay, such glutinous confections must be structured around Flaming Hot Cheetos to blend the tart powdered cheese flavor with the sweetness of marshmallow.

-via @369sosa, who warns, "God will deal with you."


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Is that still a thing where you are? I haven't seen a single trick-or-treater knocking on doors in about a decade now. Apparently they are all going to organized (school?) events, due to the (completely false) myths of tainted candy.
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