Only in Florida 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/H6QTc8kMru
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 18, 2025
I used to live in Florida. I like to hike, but avoided doing so in Florida. It's just too dangerous because of the wildlife. Even the delights of tubing down the Ichetuknee River are hard to enjoy when one is constantly watching for water moccasins.
Florida Man is the apex predator in Florida, but alligators routinely challenge him for that title. Here are two in the town of Ave Maria, a Catholic community in the southern part of the state. I doubt that they rang the doorbell because they have cookies to sell.
-via Jonah Goldberg
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So, I'm guessing Floridians aren't really fans of 'Ding, dong, ditch'. Alligators just love ditches. Just ask them. Go on, ask them!
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