When we talk about the wildlife of Australia trying to kill you, we are usually talking about snakes, spiders, or jellyfish. Occasionally, we warn people away from cassowaries. But kangaroos are everywhere, jumping their way through your golf game or playground, posing for pictures, or getting hit by a car. They aren't predators, and usually mind their own business. However, they can surprise you. On July 13th, Kat Beaton was out running when a kangaroo charged her. She ran behind a tree and to 'roo chased her around it. She flagged down a passer-by who stopped to help. Jason West tried to shoo the animal away with a golf club, and the kangaroo knocked him down. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished. The standoff went on for 40 minutes, and was only resolved when police arrived and chased the kangaroo away with their vehicles.
In light of this attack, Australian wildlife experts explain the kangaroo's behavior, and give us tips on what we should do if a kangaroo attacks. While they seem to think this was an isolated incident, there are several "related articles" at the bottom left of the page that will make you think differently. -via Metafilter
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