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Rumors are circulating the internet with the exciting news that the Japanese division of McDonald's will soon offer perfume that will make you smell like McDonald's iconic French fries. The above image is from the official Twitter account of McDonald's Japanese branch, so it's probably true.
When do we gaijin get to enjoy such delights in the United States? I don't know. In the meantime, prepare for your dates by just smearing french fries on yourself.
-via Spoon & Tamago
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This is a far cheaper approach, but it entails risks. Such powerful pheromones may overwhelm even the most chaste of people.
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OR you can buy a bag of fries and smear the grease on your neck and wrists. Then you'll really smell like fries at a much lower cost to your wallet. Many a time I have smelled fries that people ate for lunch on their hands and face and I doubt they knew that smell had lingered.
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