Remember Crusoe the Dachshund (previously at Neatorama)? Since we last saw him, he's grown a bit. In fact, in this video he's the size of a respectable government building! This dachshund doesn't know his size, as he tears up the pavement around town just by walking. A wag of the tail can destroy windows! I hope the folks at the cookie factory got out alright, because dachshunds love cookies. Can anyone stop this behemoth before he destroys the entire city? It surely won't be Karen, or will it? This story will remind you of a 1950s B-movie, in which something grows to enormous size due to nuclear radiation. The difference is that this is an adorable little dog, and the special effects are better than those old movies.
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Ha! I should have said "a good-sized government building." Where I live, there are plenty of post offices the size of a garden shed.
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My mind is having some trouble grasping the concept of a "respectable government building".
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