When your goth phase isn't just a phase, but a total lifestyle, you might think about buying a house in Lincoln, Illinois. It has two bedrooms and two baths, on a quiet street in a nice neighborhood, room for the kids to play, and it's black. All black. And not just the outside.
The living room, kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms, and laundry room are black. There are a few gray appliances and some white accents, but that's just to keep you from getting lost. There's a freestanding three-car garage, and it's black, too.
Honestly, even if you love the look, this could be dangerous for someone whose eyesight is not as sharp as it used to be. There should be a warning against anyone prone to seasonal affective disorder as well. But I also imagine that it would be easy to invite people over, since everyone in town knows where the black house is. See a lot more pictures of this real estate listing at Zillow. -via Fark
I agree the place could use a splash or two of color on the inside and would almost be worth the asking price if it were on a full acre as opposed to half acre but thats just my $0.02