Darth Vader Baby Onesie Recalled as Choking Hazard

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has ordered a recall of a particular line of baby onesies featuring Darth Vader on the front. The snaps may fall off and become a choking hazard to babies. So don't be too proud of this sartorial terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, especially if the baby has been constipated.

-via Dave Barry | Image: Disney


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Hey, look, it's Jack, then Kack, then Lack, then Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, Quack, Rack, Sack, Tack, Uack, Vack, Wack, Xack, Yack, Zack, Spack, Crack, Brack, Flack, Shack, Drack, Snowball, Grack, Hack, Thack ...
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