Instructables member XYZ Create has a brilliant way to hide your valuables. First, hollow out the core with a bandsaw. Then attach neodymium magnets to hold the pieces together. Put inside your valuables, such as cash, bearer bonds, or essential papers, then leave the safe on a pile of firewood. Your most important pieces of property are then hiding in plain sight! It's a foolproof plan.
-via Dave Barry
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No, I meant "there is money in the firewood..."
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That's the joke.
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uncle joe arrived before we got home and the house was cold ...
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That's the dumbest idea I've ever seen. So it works perfectly: nobody can tell it from a real piece of firewood. What do you do with firewood? You throw it in a fcuking fire!
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Maybe I should have said "fuel-proof."
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