The perpetrator, a donkey in Waterford, Connecticut, was apprehended by police on Tuesday night. They joke on Facebook:
Could this be an attempt at field sobriety tests, “Sir, walk the line.”
Could it be a new donkey patrol that Chief Mahoney has instituted without us Facebook people knowing?
Maybe, just maybe it’s a large dog?
Officers were merciful to the donkey, a local resident, and escorted him back home.
-via Dave Barry