Police Jokingly Give Field Sobriety Test to Donkey

The perpetrator, a donkey in Waterford, Connecticut, was apprehended by police on Tuesday night. They joke on Facebook:

Could this be an attempt at field sobriety tests, “Sir, walk the line.”
Could it be a new donkey patrol that Chief Mahoney has instituted without us Facebook people knowing?
Maybe, just maybe it’s a large dog?

Officers were merciful to the donkey, a local resident, and escorted him back home.

-via Dave Barry


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