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Audrey's Secret

Redditor skeletoorr has a cat named Audrey. Audrey has always been a difficult pet. We get to know Audrey thanks to skeletoorr's letter to her posted to the subreddit r/offmychest, which is a place to put emotional things you don't feel you can confide to people you know. While this is not exactly that, it is the cat's secret feelings that are exposed.

Audrey when we found you, you were 1/2 dead and 100% feral. I’m glad you grew out of attacking everyone. Only took 4 years. I’m glad you’ve learned to allow the occasional family friend to pet your head....only the head anywhere else and you bite and that took 8 years. I’ve accepted that you don’t really like humans and are happy just doing your own thing. But can I tell you a secret? I know you come into my room at night and snuggle me. You’re not exactly sly. First of all you weigh like 20lbs. You’re a fat cat. So I can feel when you walk all over me. Also girl you purr like a freight train when you’re happy. And you tend to drool on my face when you stare at me. You always come in once you think I’m asleep and bail when I start to wake up. You’re not as sly as you think you but that’s okay. I love you very much and it makes me so happy you show me love in your own special way.

They say you should be open and honest when you love someone, but that's okay, Audrey. You can maintain your tough exterior because skeletoorr knows. -via Bored Panda

(Image credit: u/skeletoorr)

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