Darts Competition? More Like Farts Competition!

The audio in this Tweet might be NSFW. Darts champions Gary Anderson of Scotland and Wesley Harms of Netherlands were pitted against each other in the Grand Slam of Darts. Anderson won 10-2, but the match was followed by a very public argument over who was responsible for the air quality.

...in a post-match interview Harms said his poor form was due to Anderson breaking wind on stage and leaving a “fragrant smell”.

He went further while speaking to Dutch TV station RTL7L: “It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose.”

When Anderson in turn laid the blame at Harms’s door, the Dutchman responded: “If the boy [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong. I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m not going to lie about farting on stage.”

Like they say, "He who smelt it, dealt it." Or conversely, "He who denied it, supplied it." A good time was had by all. -via Metafilter. The title of this post is from Mefite GenjiandProust.

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