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Don't Run With Scissors - This Rule Applies To Finger Claws Too

Don't run with scissors by Anna-Maria Jung

Their movies depict them as dangerous fellows who use the claws on their hands to slice, slash and kill their foes, but nobody knows how often their hand claws land them in the ER because that doesn't make for good movies. The truth is Freddy, Logan and Edward spend at least a few days a week being patched up by ER docs after they accidentally slash themselves while getting dressed, cut themselves while shaving, or trip and fall on their claws while running around. It's like they've never heard the old warning about running around with scissors!

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