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It's A Wild World Out There, So Dress For Survival In A NeatoShop T-Shirt

Spirit Derp by Hillary White

Whether you live deep in the urban jungle, amidst the suburban lawns or way out in the country you know life can get a bit hairy at times, and you need smarts and the proper gear to survive in this wild world of ours.

But there's one survival trick that people don't value highly enough- the eye dazzle. Whether you want to wear a shirt that allows you to blend in, sport something visually appealing that captures the eye or don a design that blows people's minds the NeatoShop's got the shirt you need to survive in the wilds of human society and beyond!

There are all kinds of savage beasties out there disguised as ordinary people

Ven-Ommm by Harebrained Design

And killer critters just waiting to gobble us up

Hear Me RAWR by machmigo

So if you want to survive you've gotta learn to fit in

Straight Outta Locash by PennyTees

And if you can't beat 'em join 'em!

Dangerous panda by Bomdesignz

The urban wildlife is often scarier than the creatures found in the natural world

Catzilla by Ilustrata

And if the urban creatures who call the city home don't getcha the rat race will

Monday Cat by Tobe Fonseca

So the best way to make your experience in our wild world as easy as possible is to try and fit in

Cheet Codes by Hillary White

Playing it cool while the rest of the prey people fall apart

ZooVice by ursulalopez

This will make you seem too cool to mess with

Polar Chill by Shadowind

Which will help you keep the savage creatures at bay

No Touchy by Vahlia

So who are the savage creatures you ask?

Dinos Circle by Albertocubatas

They're the ones who bite the hand that feeds them

Mr. Pickles... by Bob Henley

The ones who make life crappy with their s#%tty attitudes

Sh*t Happens by Manny Peters Art + Design

And the ones who don't allow us to have a moment's peace

Cat Bus Kong by Vincent Trinidad

These annoying creatures we call our friends, family and neighbors can drive us mad

My Neighbor Alice by Di.Jay

So it's best to try and retain your sense of humor in regards to modern life

Don't Be Seally by louisros

Or else you may end up losing your head!

Animols by Hillary White

So stay safe, keep your cool and when in doubt get those finger guns out

Pew! Pew! by Pacari

So your wild neighbors know you mean business!

Tribal Rhino by Albertocubatas

Get geared up for modern life in an awesome NeatoShop t-shirt, hoodie or longsleeve tee, or dress the rest of your family in a kid's shirt, baby onesie or a shirt for your dog.

The NeatoShop is home to thousands of amazing designs that'll dazzle, wow and make people go "woo hoo!" wherever you go, and with the highest quality prints in the biz your shirt will last for years to come.

So head to the NeatoShop today and get the survival gear you need for life in the modern world!


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