Whether you live deep in the urban jungle, amidst the suburban lawns or way out in the country you know life can get a bit hairy at times, and you need smarts and the proper gear to survive in this wild world of ours.
But there's one survival trick that people don't value highly enough- the eye dazzle. Whether you want to wear a shirt that allows you to blend in, sport something visually appealing that captures the eye or don a design that blows people's minds the NeatoShop's got the shirt you need to survive in the wilds of human society and beyond!
There are all kinds of savage beasties out there disguised as ordinary people
And killer critters just waiting to gobble us up
So if you want to survive you've gotta learn to fit in
And if you can't beat 'em join 'em!
And if the urban creatures who call the city home don't getcha the rat race will
So the best way to make your experience in our wild world as easy as possible is to try and fit in
Playing it cool while the rest of the prey people fall apart
This will make you seem too cool to mess with
Which will help you keep the savage creatures at bay
So who are the savage creatures you ask?
They're the ones who bite the hand that feeds them
The ones who make life crappy with their s#%tty attitudes
And the ones who don't allow us to have a moment's peace
These annoying creatures we call our friends, family and neighbors can drive us mad
So it's best to try and retain your sense of humor in regards to modern life
Or else you may end up losing your head!
So stay safe, keep your cool and when in doubt get those finger guns out
So your wild neighbors know you mean business!
Get geared up for modern life in an awesome NeatoShop t-shirt, hoodie or longsleeve tee, or dress the rest of your family in a kid's shirt, baby onesie or a shirt for your dog.
The NeatoShop is home to thousands of amazing designs that'll dazzle, wow and make people go "woo hoo!" wherever you go, and with the highest quality prints in the biz your shirt will last for years to come.
So head to the NeatoShop today and get the survival gear you need for life in the modern world!