10 Strange and Different Calendars for 2018

Every year, you need a new calendar, so you may as well get one that appeals to your interests and desires. Here are some of the more unusual, attractive, and unbelievable calendars available for 2018. Be warned that some of the calendars listed toward the end of this list are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable, but they are all in good fun and technically safe for work.

1. Flee America Calendar

Alternate Histories presents the 2018 Flee America calendar. The cover has a warning from the Department of Terror: Zombies are Everywhere. It doesn't specify where one should flee to, since they are everywhere. This calendar features art based on the style of propaganda posters from the Great Depression and World War II, but populated with monsters, robots, and zombies.

2. The UK’s Hottest Wheelie Bins

In Britain, they are called wheelie bins. In the US, they are called garbage cans. For some reason, a wheelie bin company in the UK has made a calendar that features the UK’s Hottest Wheelie Bins. The premise is that these bins are super sexy -or something. Each bin is identified with its name, age, and location. The naughty bits are either pixelated or covered with black bars.

3. Social Justice Kittens

If you know a social justice warrior with a sense of humor, you can pretty much bet that they like kittens, too. The Social Justice Kittens calendar was designed by Sean Tejaratchi of Crap Hound and LiarTownUSA.

Each of these twelve adorable kittens was subject to a week-long, grueling interview process to ensure there was absolutely nothing problematic in its beliefs.

You can see all the images from the calendar here.

4. Corgi Butts

Corgis are fluffy and short, so much that they are just as cute from the back end as they are in the front. And now you can enjoy a different Corgi butt every month with the Corgi Butts calendar from Zazzle.

5. NYC Taxi Drivers

For the sixth year in a row, the NYC Taxi Driver calendar shows off a variety of cabbies doing ...strange poses. These are real cab drivers, and not all of them are as hot at Tommy here, but each of them go the extra mile to make you smile at each month's picture. A portion of each calendar sale will go to support University Settlement, which provides housing, education, recreation, and other services to over 30,000 families every year.   

6. Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend

There are worse images you could hang on your wall to see every day than Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The calendar Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend has a dozen pictures of him, one shirtless. The title is a riff on the joke that your non-existent boyfriend (or girlfriend) lives in Canada, and that's why you're never seen with him. If you're going to concoct a Canadian boyfriend, you may as well shoot for the moon. The Canadian government said they had nothing to do with this calendar.

7. Hot Dudes Reading

In recent years, we've seen calendars featuring hot firemen, hot guys with kittens, and hot guys with babies. Here's one for the bookish person on your Christmas list: Hot Dudes Reading. Feed your fantasy with images of gorgeous guys who share your love of literature. Good looks and good books, indeed. The calendar is a spin-off of the popular Instagram account of the same name.

8. Nature's Dick Pics

The Nature's Dick Pics 2018 calendar is from the Etsy store of the same name. The subtitle is "Wonderfully Phallic Rock Formations." That sounds altogether benign, and the pictures are nothing that grandma would object to if she saw them on your wall (however, she just might chuckle to herself). What your other friends say about it will tell you how their minds work. A dollar from every calendar will go to a good cause, split between the National Park Foundation and the Prostate Cancer Foundation.   

9. Crapping Cats

The one thing that the crazy cat lady in your family might not already have is a calendar that features a new picture of a cat doing his business every month. The Crapping Cat calendar is available at BoWinston's Etsy store. Each cat is identified by name and location, which seems a bit invasive, but they probably don't really care.  

10. Pooping Pooches

But you're more of a dog person, maybe you'd prefer the Pooping Pooches calendar. A dollar from each calendar sold will be donated to the Maui Humane Society.

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