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Taxidermy Shop - He's A Real Animal Lover

Taxidermy shop by Buby87

Some murderers focus on dismemberment and body part disposal, others find fashion inspiration in their victims so they try to find people they will fit into, but Norman just likes to dress up and get down. So when dressing up like his mother and murdering people suddenly started to feel a bit hollow and pointless he tried to find something new to do with his killing skills- so he turned to taxidermy. Now he's out clearing the forests of wildlife and making a profit, posing every little critter he kills like a slasher and making little clothes for them to wear for the rest of their afterlife. But now Norman has a new problem- nobody wants to buy a dead squirrel with a dress on!

Is your style too cold-hearted and stiff? Then bring home this Taxidermy Shop t-shirt by Buby87 and add some wicked warmth to your wardrobe, it's a bloody good way to make people laugh maniacally wherever you go!

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