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Maritime Merc - Do I Look Like Popeye In This Pic?

Maritime Merc by OneBluebird Art

The X team had dumped DP on a merchant marine's ship as a joke, but after spending a few months at sea DP realized he was born to be a sailor! He loved the smell of that salt air, the mist that slapped him in the face each morning as he stood on the bow smoking his pipe, and the language that came out of his fellow sailors' mouths was pure poetry. The food wasn't that great, since Cooky didn't have a clue how to make a taco or a chimichanga, but the brawls were glorious and that almost made up for the lack of tasty vittles. Then one day the ship's Captain approached Sailorpool asking if he'd like to stay on as a permanent member of the crew, and something in the man's voice reminded Wade of the time he chopped off a guy's head and the head kept screaming, which made him long for the merc life more than ever before...

Set sail for comic adventure with this Maritime Merc t-shirt by OneBluebird Art, it's the yo-ho-inest way to add some dead cool DP flavor to your wardrobe without looking like every other schmuck in a DP tee!

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