You used to be able to go to the beach, ditch your stuff on the sand and jump into the ocean without worry, but nowadays people of all ilk will steal your stuff while you're busy splashing around, which is just plain sad.
A man named Rich and his family staked a claim on New Smyrna Beach, Florida on the Fourth of July, 2014, putting up a canopy and setting out chairs to make their day at the beach more comfortable.
His kids were in need of a nap so they went to their nearby lodgings and left their stuff on the beach, which isn't exactly smart but is otherwise an extremely common thing for families to do when they hit the beach.
Rich returned a bit later and was horrified to find Kathleen Duffy and Linda Duffy Kelley in the process of breaking down his canopy and stealing his family's stuff, and when he confronted them they attacked.
Luckily he was filming the confrontation... (barely NSFW due to language)