Football players are scary in their own right, and they train to become bigger, buffer and even scarier so they're more effective on the field, but imagine how terrified the other team would be to go heads up with a bunch of slashers! Now that would even the playing field, and those giants among men would be running around screaming like little kids while Jason and Leatherface run the pigskin in for a TD. Of course, there would be consequences- player's careers would be cut much shorter, there would be lots of "time out on account of blood" scenarios, and the coaches would have to find a way to keep the slashers from going up into the stands and killing everyone. Still, it would make football a lot more entertaining to watch, and people would no longer argue that players don't deserve the millions they make!
Petition to make football even more violent with this Monster Of Texas t-shirt by Buby87, it's perfect for fans getting geared up to go watch a game or those who can't stand football because it's not enough of a bloodsport.
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