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Lumbear Jack - He's The Original Hirsute Tree Chopper

lumbear jack by louisros

Before there were human lumberjacks in the forest chopping down trees with their shiny metal axes there was Lumbear Jack- tree chopper extraordinaire. Jack was born and raised in the forest so he knew which trees could be cut down without disturbing the delicate ecosystem, and his timber helped keep the other forest creatures from being homeless because they were able to build log cabins for their families to live in. Sadly, Jack was put out of a job when those bearded humans in the plaid shirts invaded the forest and took over his tree cutting operation, but the forest critters will always remember Lumbear Jack as the original tree chopping mammal and a true animal hero.

Honor the memory of the forest's original tree chopper with this Lumbear Jack t-shirt by Louisros, featuring a fresh design that will make people feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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