Fortune cookies are fine when they're filled with broad predictions, generic advice and lottery numbers, and I also really enjoy fortunes that teach me simple Chinese words.
But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a cookie use a slip of paper to blackmail or intimidate me, because fortunes are flammable and cookies have a way of disappearing, leaving but a few crumbs behind.
Think fortune cookies would never reveal your deepest, darkest secrets? This Rock Paper Cynic comic seems to indicate otherwise, and as cookies get smarter their fortunes look for ways to make another kind of fortune...
-Via Geeks Are Sexy