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Pyrokinesis For Beginners - Life Is Like A Bowl Of Gasoline Waiting for A Match

Pyrokinesis for Beginners by Steven Rhodes

When the CIA started using LSD to create psychic superspies they never considered how much guidance and training would need to be provided to each person involved in their research. And then those test subjects started having kids, and thanks to Stephen King we all know how that turned out! So the CIA decided to hire a publisher to create a series of books meant to train these young psychics on the proper use of their abilities, and so far these books have proven to be effective. Little Suzy stopped lighting the mail carriers on fire after she read the book, and now she only uses her powers to give her brother a hotfoot whenever he messes with her! And young Billy can go back to school thanks to these helpful instructional guides, and his scarred classmates don't have to worry about being burned to a crisp when they refuse to let Billy play with them! What would we do without textbooks on superhuman abilities?

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