Humans have reduced xenomorphs to nothing but savages by portraying them as lumbering animals in their sci-fi movies, but in real, real life the xenomorphs are way more civilized than we are, and they have a healthy love of the arts too. They have painters who use their bodily fluids to etch wonderful illustrations onto metal, and fashion designers who keep the Queen and her kin looking dapper, and they all enjoy popular music quite a bit. In fact, the one thing they ever took from human civilization is that thing called rock 'n' roll, which humanity created but those big, bad aliens turned into a theatrical art form! But trust me- you don't want to attend a xeno rock concert as a human, because things get pretty bloody...and melty...
Unless your heart is made of stone you're gonna love this Rolling Alien t-shirt by Captain RibMan, it's the perfect blend of rock, humor, horror, iconic imagery and sci-fi royalty.
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