Vampire Taking A Coffin Break by Cafe Pretzel
Don't you hate it when you're sleeping like the dead and some jerk comes knocking on your coffin just to ask if you're the real Count Dracula? Of course you don't, you're not Count Dracula- I am, and let me tell you the living could learn a thing or two from the (un)dead! That's why I surround myself with zombies and monsters, because at least they have the common decency to fear me, unlike you human morsels with your selfies and your celebrity worship. I get it- to you I'm a big movie star, so meeting me is a dream come true, but it will be a nightmare too if you interrupt my coffin break...especially if I'm feeling a bit thirsty...
Tell people to stop being a pain in the neck with this Vampire Taking A Coffin Break t-shirt by Cafe Pretzel, and let this horror-bly funny design do all the talking for you!
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