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Vampira - She Doesn't Date Suckers


Vampira by Albo

All kinds of creatures are starting to crawl out of their tombs, but the ones you have to watch out for are those who can seduce you with their sexiness and their gaze. For you see, these charming creatures of the night want nothing more than to latch onto you and suck you dry, and while their company will seem pretty cool at first you're bound to run out of things to talk about after the first few dates. She'll keep going on about bats, coffins and other creepy things, which will sound great if you're a Goth, but after a while she'll start repeating herself something awful, because vamps aren't all there "upstairs"! You don't think somebody can actually live for hundreds of years and retain their mental competence, do you?

Add some blood-curdling beauty to your geeky wardrobe with this Vampira t-shirt by Albo, it definitely doesn't bite...unless you want it to.

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