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Eye Of The Beerholder - Stop Staring At Me, You Creep!

Eye Of The Beerholder by Hillary White

Whoever thought it was a good idea to invite a Beholder to the party should be shot, because once one of those ugly oglers are invited into your house they're impossible to get rid of! The Beholder seems harmless at first, and aside from all that staring he doesn't seem like such a bad guy, but once he gets a few brews in him the monster will come out and you'll start losing experience points from the encounter! Even worse is that friend of yours who has such low standards they actually end up sleeping with the Beholder, because you'll never be able to look at them the same or wash that horrible image out of your brain...

Warn people about the dangers of alcoholism and beholding with this Eye Of The Beerholder t-shirt by Hillary White, it's the perfect shirt to wear to a party or while you're battling big eyeballs in a fantasy dungeon.

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