The Halloween season has begun, a time when we put up decorations, find the perfect costume, make plans for the big night and wear clothes that show our love for the spookiest holiday of the year.
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Halloween isn't just a holiday for lil pumpkins
It's the one time a year when entire neighborhoods turn into scary places
As we celebrate the spooky side of life
And await the day when cute little creatures show up on our doorstep begging for candy
A month when everything becomes pumpkin flavored
And a time for the strange and spooky to feel alive again after all those hot summer months
October starts with the scream of a bat
And ends with a celebration of the dead
We spend the month planning for the big night and doing fun stuff like carving pumpkins
And looking for the perfect costume to wear while trick-or-treating
Our obsession with Halloween extends to the food products we eat
And the creepy people we fall in love with
Because Halloween was made for freaks and creeps like us
People who appreciate the creepier side of life
And wouldn't mind having a disembodied hand for a friend
Halloweenies often have a gruesome sense of humor
And often let their love of All Hallow's Eve extend through the end of the year
Because even though it's one day a year for most for Halloweenies every day is Halloween!
We love games that are full of monsters
And discover we're different than everyone else at an early age
When we realize our obsession with trick-or-treating is about a whole lot more than candy
(Although many of us will chomp on Halloween candy until our teeth rot)
We were born children of the night
But if we're lucky we'll grow up with plenty of freaky friends and creepy pets
Get through school without losing our minds
Meet someone as creepy as us so we can become a creepy couple
And perhaps start a creepy little family of our own
So they can grow up and keep our Halloween traditions alive and undead!
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So head to the NeatoShop today and get in the spooky spirit of the season for less!