Puns are a unifying force that unites all language lovers, because you don't have to be highly educated, sophisticated, or grammatically inclined to enjoy a good pun.
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The love of punny begins at an early age
When we discover how humorous some words sound
And begin our lifelong love affair with language
But the sooner you learn to love puns the more likely you are to have friends, or a date
Because people who love puns love life
And you don't want to be seen as a party pooper, now do you?
Of course you don't! You want to be reborn as someone who goes gaga for puns
A language lover who loves to share their love of puns with other language lovers
That's a whole lotta love, and isn't love better than hate? You betcha it is!
Pun lovers aren't afraid to let their punny side hang out
They'll flex their language crafting muscles
And you'll never catch a punster with their pants down, linguistically speaking, of course
Because a love of puns helps the mind grow strong
And puns take your mouth to bizarre and wondrous new places
Puns add an air of humor to our daily conversations
And if you master the art of the pun people will start to see you in a different light
Although some will still think you're crazy for finding puns so funny
But don't let the haters get you down, just drop a pun bomb on 'em and split!
Because life's too short to worry about somebody's stinky attitude
Live your language lovin' life your way- while wearing a punny tee
And watch how much love you get from your fellow pun fans
It'll make you feel like you've won a major award!
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