Puns are a unifying force that unites all language lovers, because you don't have to be highly educated, sophisticated, or grammatically inclined to enjoy a good pun.
Those who like their humor punny should consider shopping at the NeatoShop for their shirts, because their fine pun-based designs are so a-peel-ing they drive people bananas!
The love of punny begins at an early age
When we discover how humorous some words sound
And begin our lifelong love affair with language
Drama Queen-Sized Mattress by linesXofXfury
Some people start groaning when they hear a pun
Hatters gonna hat by karlangas
But the sooner you learn to love puns the more likely you are to have friends, or a date
Because people who love puns love life
Vampire Taking A Coffin Break by Cafe Pretzel
And you don't want to be seen as a party pooper, now do you?
Of course you don't! You want to be reborn as someone who goes gaga for puns
A language lover who loves to share their love of puns with other language lovers
That's a whole lotta love, and isn't love better than hate? You betcha it is!
Love Trumps Hate by fishbiscuit
Pun lovers aren't afraid to let their punny side hang out
Beart Reynolds by Hillary White
They'll flex their language crafting muscles
STRONGBREW GYM by Jasonyerface
And you'll never catch a punster with their pants down, linguistically speaking, of course
Erectus Trouserous by Artistic Dyslexia
Because a love of puns helps the mind grow strong
And puns take your mouth to bizarre and wondrous new places
Puns add an air of humor to our daily conversations
And if you master the art of the pun people will start to see you in a different light
Never Gonna Give Mew Up by Punksthetic
Although some will still think you're crazy for finding puns so funny
But don't let the haters get you down, just drop a pun bomb on 'em and split!
Because life's too short to worry about somebody's stinky attitude
Who Cut The Cheese? by Early Kirky
Live your language lovin' life your way- while wearing a punny tee
And watch how much love you get from your fellow pun fans
Do you Bayleef in Love by Kuitsuku
It'll make you feel like you've won a major award!
Celebrate your love of language with a perfectly punny t-shirt from the NeatoShop, home of the largest selection, geekiest designs and highest quality prints on the 'net.
The NeatoShop is full of fun and funny designs sure to appeal to the wearer and the people they encounter while wearing the shirt, so grab a NeatoShop t-shirt and start spreading some smiles!