What is a stormtrooper to do when the star destroyer they were stationed on is sent crashing into the sandy surface of the desert planet Jakku? They should decide whether they still want to participate in such a stupid war, a decision which will be based on how much light or dark force energy they have in their hearts. Then they should see if any other Imperial units know they're alive, check to see if there are any Rebel forces nearby who may want to blast them dead, and if both are a no they should call a cab, head to town and find a way off that planet so they can be free from tyranny! (Don't tell Kylo we encouraged dissention or he'll have our heads!)
Ride out your anxiousness until the next Episode arrives by wearing this Taxi! t-shirt by Melkron and chatting with your fellow fans about who really won the war on Jakku.
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