Comedy goes surprisingly well with tragedy, and our favorite horror movies often feature comedic elements that go great with all the blood and gore.
It's no surprise horror movie fans have a darker sense of humor than most, so if you're looking for a shirt that'll make people laugh their heads off then enter the NeatoShop...if you dare!
There's all kinds of scary stuff going on in the world today, from entire countries turning strange
To the living developing an unhealthy obsession with the undead
And then there's the horror of the upcoming presidential election...
No wonder we're all looking for a reason to smile!
And humor can even take the acid sting out of death
Which is something we humans need, because humans shouldn't fear death
Because it will come for us all some day, like a proton torpedo up the exhaust port
Life can be a real downer, but it can feel like a fairy tale too, only with a little more screaming
And way, way, way more bloodshed
Which is why we should hug the dark side and make friends with the fiends
Because we're all totally bizarre on the inside, each a mutant in our own way
And mutants either learn to adapt or they die
Besides, when you're comfortable in your own skin people will like you
And if you stay hungry the world will be your sheep farm
You'll learn to make the most of every opportunity life throws your way
And you'll laugh in the funny face of fear
Because life's too short, so we should always look on the bright side and carpe the diem today
Tickling that tortured soul lurking within ourselves so we can see how it grows
Don't be afraid to let that darkness out once in a while, even if it scares the crap out of people
Because creepiness ain't nothin' to be afraid of
And the world loves a weirdo!
Take your creepy sense of humor with you wherever you go by heading to the NeatoShop and snatching up a shirt with a deadly cool design on front.
The NeatoShop has thousands of designs, including lots of horror themed designs both dreary and droll, and our prints are the best in the biz so your NeatoShop shirt will look sharp for years to come!