Learn how to make proper french fries with a little song from the YouTube channel You Suck at Cooking (previously at Neatorama)! The steps may be hard to follow in the song, but the video gives you all the instruction you need to make fries from scratch. Or potatoes.
But if you really need them, the lyrics are in the YouTube description. Now I have a rhythm in my head and a craving for french fries! -via Tastefully offensive