St. Patrick's Day is almost here again, and those who take the St. Paddy's fun seriously are starting to plan their fun.
But before you get your green beer and corned beef you've got to get geared up in the proper attire, and the easiest way to do that is to head to the NeatoShop and grab a St. Patrick's themed t-shirt or hoodie!
St. Patrick's Day is on Thursday, March 17th, right in the middle of the month
But that doesn't mean the festivities have to be middle of the road
Because there's a lot more to do on St. Patrick's Day than drink and fight
And you don't even have to be Irish to enjoy the festivities!
And beer is the perennial favorite drink of choice
(Although to keep things truly traditional you ought to mix some Irish Whiskey in there too)
But maybe you should stick to beer if you want to party all night long
And don't force yourself to have a good time
You may start feeling funny after a few drinks
But you're no square so you'll go with the flow
And hope you don't end up with a wicked hangover the day after St. Paddy's Day
Having a St. Paddy's Day hangover may make you feel a bit green
But don't worry- plenty of other people will be feeling green too
Of course, you could always skip the beer and simply hang with your buds
So you can be one of the only people feeling fit as a fiddle the next day
But whatever you decide don't be a party pooper
Just have a few and enjoy, because who needs luck when you've got self control?
You won't wake up feeling like a zombie
And people will dig your charismatic attitude and think you're quite S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Because in the end St. Patrick's should be about love and luck
So spread some green cheer this year
Whether you're unlucky in love looking for that four leaf clover in the litter box
Or you're a magical superstar when it comes to comingling
St. Patrick's Day is all about tradition, so let's make that tradition being lucky in love!
Make sure you're covered this St. Patrick's Day in the best way possible- by wearing a NeatoShop t-shirt or hoodie.
The NeatoShop has thousands of designs sure to make you smile, including many festive choices for St. Patrick's Day, and all sales benefit the indie artists who create these awesome designs.
So get geared up for St. Patrick's Day to-day with a NeatoShop shirt!