St. Paddy's, Saint Patrick's Day, that day when people drink green beer and pretend to be Irish- whatever you call it, and however you celebrate it, one thing's for certain- you don't want to leave the house without the proper gear or you're liable to get pinched!
If you're looking to make a bold statement this St. Patrick's Day then you should head to the NeatoShop and grab a geeky tee or two, or a fun St. Patrick's Day accessory, and celebrate in style!
If you're like most people you'll probably be attending a party on St. Paddy's Day
Hanging out with some good friends and swapping tales of fame and fortune
Talkin' about your favorite numbers, or your favorite desserts
And if it ain't green you might get a bit feisty
You'll be looking to go out on the town in style
If you're trying to have a crazy night out you might as well look the part
Or, if you couldn't find a sitter, your baby might be coming along for the ride, so let them show their pride too in a stylish and comfy onesie!
St. Patrick's Day is a celebration of Irish heritage and history
And many people are out to prove just how Irish they are
Many won't make the cut, as green beer has a way of making one forget their own names
There'll be plenty of good times to be had by all
And single people might end up meeting their soul mate
A lass who'll bring some rockin' good times into their lives
A man of mystery who likes to play games of cat and mouse
Romance could be in the air, as long as your drunken friend doesn't ruin the moment!
There are bound to be pints a'plenty poured on St. Patrick's Day
And lots of people wearing clover green clothing
You'll probably encounter a crazy dancer or two
And those who are crazy tired of drunken dancing and debauchery
Somewhere there's a leprechaun watching over the whole affair
If you're looking for their pot o' gold you might want to wear something that helps you blend in
The more complete the disguise the better
It's not going to be easy to get that gold
But if you track a leprechaun back to its lair
And use something strong to convince it you're one of its kin
You might become a St. Patrick's Day legend- either that, or you'll be cursed to wear a leprechaun's clothes forever!
When Irish eyes are smilin' you might not be able to understand a word they're sayin'
As the libations flow so do the words, and words are easy to cross, but let's keep it civil people!
Try to stay above it all and keep your cool
With any luck cooler heads will prevail, and your lips won't be too bloody and swollen for a kiss!
Keep those spirits high folks!
Live for the day, don't worry about tomorrow
Because St. Patrick's is upon us, and it's time to let the shenanigans begin!
But just in case you're not into dressing festive on St. Paddy's here's a geeky design with plenty of green, so you don't get pinched!
Get geared up for St. Paddy's day the right way- head over to the NeatoShop and you'll find tons of great designs that'll make your friends turn green with envy!
The NeatoShop is full of fun and festive designs that can be put on a t-shirt, hoodie, even a baby onesie! Every sale benefits Neatorama and the amazing independent artists from around the world who create the designs that make our eyes smile!