Wine Enthusiast offers this luxurious fire extinguisher of perfect vintage. It's a Bordeaux that will extinguish the fire in your mouth and your kitchen. The completely functional fire extinguisher measures a foot tall and comes in a deceptively ornate wine bottle-like container. When there's an actual fire in your home and you're desperately searching for a way to put it out, remember: look for the Château la Falque.
-via Dude I Want That