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Violent Vintage Valentines: Just the Thing for Budding Serial Killers or Other Deviants

You're THE Girl I'd Like to Run Down With My Pre-Safety Features Death Trap of an Auto!

It's not uncommon to hear conversations among young parents about how the children of today have to be much better supervised and kept from walking around independently, due to the sheer numbers of wackos walking the streets. That is, compared to when the parents were young... when there was only the one stray wacko in town, and everyone knew who he/she was, and they were kinda lovably wacko. 

Nothing Says Lovin' Like an Easily Hidden, Sharp Stabbing Implement, Sweetheart!

If that's true, what is up with all of the creepers on these vintage valentine cards? They seem to be in posession of every deadly weapon imaginable, not to mention having rosy cheeks, puckered red lips and the air of being ready to strike at any moment, Chickadee.

While my description is tongue-in-cheek, even stripped down to the bare images, the creeptastic remains. So happy Valentine's Day, kids. Don't forget your fireproof activewear and protective chain-mail undergarments!

Brace yourself for certain catastrophe and see the full collection of creepy cards at Vintage Everyday. 
I Don't Know About You Valentine, But I'm Thinking of a Roux With Onions and Béchamel Sauce!

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