Simone Giertz built a chopping machine. Just those six words is enough to terrify those of us who’ve seen her other gadgets. She introduced the machine in a video which shows it to be basically two huge knives connected by a motor. Terrifying. And now she’s made a parody commercial ad for the Chopping Machine. Contains NSFW text.
This video shows us all the features of the Chopping Machine and, if you read between the lines, doubles as a soap opera. -via Viral Viral Videos