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Hail Santa! - All Praise The Fat Man In The Sky!

Hail Santa! by ClayGrahamArt

People try to stay on their best behavior for most of the year, but then they really start trying once Christmas is near. However, what they don't realize is this- Santa Claus is watching them all year round, taking notes on their bad behavior and making two lists, one for him and one for his dark goat spawn cousin Krampus. The good people of the world don't care if they receive any gifts at all, which is why they generally receive double, but those who are bad then try to become good at the last minute are usually out of luck come Christmas Day. But a Hydra wizard by the name of Kringle has come up with a brilliant new plan for those who want to be rotten right up until the big day- a circle of Santa worshippers, who will use eldritch incantations to bend the big guy's will and force him to deliver presents to them all...

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