Scott Neumyer, a writer for 22 Words and brilliant dessert engineer, has revolutionarized the pie experience. This is not a cherpumple or a piecaken, which is 3 pies baked into separate layers of a cake, but a true pie turducken.
Neumyer baked five concentric pies. From the outside in, they are apple, cherry, peach, blueberry, and cream cheese. He sealed them inside overlapping pie crusts. After baking and eating the result, he proclaimed it "the greatest pie of all time."
This is not boasting by Neumyer. As William F. Buckley, Jr. said, "It is not a sign of arrogance for the king to rule. That is what he is there for." The turducken of pies is now our king.