Dave wanted to propose to his girlfriend Jenna in a special way. Yes, he did take the traditional route of offering her a lightsaber. But he also went further: he took her on a special Lord of the Rings-themed trip to New Zealand and brought along this custom-built lightsaber to seal the deal.
And what a lightsaber it is! As this video describes, every detail is precisely engineered. That writing? It's not just Elvish. The text is custom-written love poetry in multiple Middle-Earth languages composed for the occasion. It even has sound effects! This a true masterpiece by Vader's Vault (auto-start audio), a bespoke lightsaber studio.
Yes, a Jedi is supposed to assemble his own first lightsaber. But afterward, if you can afford the best, why not hire the best?
-via Geek Tyrant