You own a selfie stick, so people are inevitably avoiding you. Lifelong friends act like they're strangers. Your cat is even more indifferent than usual.
The selfie boyfriend arm hardly seems like a step up. Its purpose is to trick people to believe that you're not alone, but no one is fooled.
Enter the solution: the selfie arm. Mansun, an artist in Japan, invented a fake arm that functions as a very, very long selfie stick, but without the usual social stigma. It fits neatly within a custom shirt. You can see more photos here at his site (translation)
-via Laughing Squid