Flu season is upon us. I don't want it. I don't mean to be rude, but I'd rather not shake hands with you. It's nothing personal. I like you. I just don't like your germs.
So let's bump knees together, as Vine user hassanisms illustrates. Or, since those might be inaccessible on us, we can just rub bellies together.
-via Tastefully Offensive
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Elbow bump could work and not look so ridiculous.
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